Impossible is nothing. Success comes with a lot of crap. Hear my name kids and I am that.
So I was skateboarding through Downtown going to work yesterday. It was a nice typical LA Saturday morning. I saw a couple kissing passionately in front of a Coldstones. But they were being filmed by a director and a camera man. I’m guessin its a low budget movie. Anyways I was skating past them during their intimate scene and my skateboard was really loud. The actress was looking at me while she was kissing and I was thinking “wow, this is really awkward.” Then I fell and tripped over a rock and she just couldn’t follow through with the scene. For a minute I thought I was part of the movie…I was the dude she really wanted to be with. The black man to put a fever in her jungle. As you could imagine when I fell the next 6 seconds became really stupid. The guy she was kissing had his eyes closed in the scene and I’m guessing they don’t have chemistry as actors, but he still had his tounge out frenching the air while she was distracted by me and checking me out the next 5 seconds.She smiled and winked at me.HAHA! I stole dude’s chick! The funny thing was that I was blastin You’re a Jerk on my Ipod when this all happend….
